"Would you like to buy this lovely car my friend, it may be red but its not like the last one you had, honest! Its fundamentals are strong, can drive in both directions for ever without running out of fuel and handles u-turns very well. And you don't want to buy a car off that one over there"
(John McCain, Memphis, Tenessee, October 2008)
"Alwight darling, can you give me back a good a rub its a bit saw from all that duckin and divin I've been doin. And ang on, your the spitting image of my ex-wife pat. Why don't you ed back over to the car-lot with me, I've got a coach you'd feel right at home in called the straight talk express. I'm trying to flog it and get one of them like the 38 to Clapton Pond, I think a bendy bus better suits the way I'm doin things these days"
Frank Butcher (Walford, London October 2008)
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I know age shouldn't come into it but with Sarah Palin waiting in the wings it does bring it into play should the statistically more vulnerable McCain die. Life expectancy in the US is around 78 and the senator is 72. One thing I have noticed about McCain is that it is only when you see images of him from his Vietnam Navy days you realise quite how old he really is. He didn't look that young then.
If it's a choice between the fragile McCain backed up by the frightening Palin or the opposition I'd vote for the Arab guy.
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